Script by Scott Lobdell, pencils by Travis Charest, inks by Richard Friend and Carlos D'Anda
Still having flashbacks of parochial school days? Just be thankful you weren't a student at the institute of learning in this issue! The demonic headmaster at this all-girls school wields more than a ruler and passes out more than demerits! Working undercover as an ice-cream man, good humor Grifter's trying to get the big scoop, but he's got his hands full with whiny kids, fistfuls of dirty quarters, and a truck full of fudgesicle pops!